Jerry, you need to find god
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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