Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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