so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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