Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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