vagina is talking i cant
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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