we're blogging at a bar
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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