She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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