I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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