Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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