Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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