I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Houston, we have a blender
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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