Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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