OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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