my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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