There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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