Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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