found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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