What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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