He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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