her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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