problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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