Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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