Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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