u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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