it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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