Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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