big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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