I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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