The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm jealous of your bromance
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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