come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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