Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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