his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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