just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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