Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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