On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
the raccoons are back...
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