ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
