do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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