theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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