Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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