yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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