Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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