he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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