If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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