conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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