Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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