you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
look no pants
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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