No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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