Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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