Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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