she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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