Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
dude. I can hear the air.
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