i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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