So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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