Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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