There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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